Your daily dose of Zen

For those of you who don't know what Pixy Sticks are, it's a "candy" which is more or less sugar flavored sugar. I'd rather see my kids snorting pure, unprocessed crack than eating Pixy Sticks. I went to an amusement park once and bought a HUGE Pixy Stick...it was about as wide as a soda can and maybe two feet tall. I'd only gotten through half of it and I was completely out of my mind. At one point I was on a roller coaster, and in my Pixy Stick-tripped out self, the ride was rolling way too slowly, and if I hadn't been strapped in I would have gotten out and pushed.