That damn Mariachi Band of Doom could take on Slick Valdez ANY day!!!

Follies: We're a bunch of monkeys. We have computers. Can we just type irish Jibberish, polish it with some outrageous outfits, and perform it? Im sure people dont go to the follies to watch political satire or to... God forbid Albians to do this...think? So lets just have a loosely based plot (Taming of the Shrew has been done a thousand times in the last 10 years, so we should irishly sodomize it) and just put as many references to potatoes, guinness, green, erin go baugh, and the Green White & Orange as we can. And better so, lets NOT do this the night before the follies. Mayhaps the irishmen build a robot to make boiled potatoes 'n cabbage and irish toast.

And, as we all know very well, toast goes in here.