A Dramatized Reminder

Spooky Old Lady (looking up from sweeping her sidewalk): How's it goin, Mister Dicks?

Me: Oh, it's goin fine. But I tell you what: David and Andy and Ryan better be memorizing that fucking masterpiecetastic Follies script! Every part!

Spooky Old Lady: What about Amish?

Me: He doesn't understand the concept of . . . "words."