For Dave or anyone else in Albia

Wellsy, if you read this: you know you're hungry and broke. You know you've been eating earthworms the rain has dredged up. Come to my parents' house tonight for dinner. Do it. Do it. Do it.

That applies to goathead or anyone else. Except for Ryan. Because we don't allow the illiterate in our home. YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE BASTARD!