Submit to Tim's Will. NOW.

Ryan, here are your plans for the weekend: I am going to construct a special floating raft with bars on the side which…keep out bad guys. I will stock the raft with various cheap wines, a tv, and your transformers dvds. I will then place you in the raft and float it out to the middle of the des moines river. it will be tethered to prevent floating too far away. after one week we will tow you back in and see what has become of your mind.

I like how on the Target employment opportunities webpage, you have the option to SUBMIT TO JOBS.