A happy problem

I just got lunch. As usual, they made a mistake.

It's the same mistake they do to me on a regular basis. I order a half sandwich, and get a whole sandwich for the price of a half.

"What the hell are you complaining for?! You got more food for less! Dumbass."

It's not that I don't like benefiting from their mistakes, but today I really only wanted a half sandwich. Not whole. And they had banana bars! I picked the biggest one thinking it'd go well with my half sammich.

Now I must contend with this meat and veggie abomination and ignore my favorite dessert.

Damn you fate. Damn you to boggy creek. Crenshaw can have you.