I can't wait for you to shut me up

I paid $7 to see The Princess Bride at the midnight nerd showing theatre. The problem was it was an original reel of the movie so it was deteriorating at every reel switch (watch Fight Club). The result was a skipping of that oh-so-quotable movie like a very neglected Dennis Miller CD. So the infamous fight climax of The Spaniard and the 6 Fingered Man went like this

Spaniard: My name-me money!
6FM: -es!
Spaniard: J-3hg-ei-...-n of a bitch!

In other news: Is my brother retarded? Surveys say: YES. Still hasnt gotten a divorce. Still living in Albia. Still trying to find love. Still taking pictures of his little penis.

FOR RYAN.