Lincoln will ravage your puny human brain!!!

Undead Presidents need to battle Bush/Cheney and crew at some point in the show. Like, Colin Powell and Wolfawitz and Ashcroft(asscraft) and some of those other douches could come flying on stage only to have their brains promptly devoured by a horde of undead ex-presidents.

Then, Bush jumps up with an M-16 and starts blasting off random shots, none of which manage to find a worthwhile target. There might be a few of those little blast caps under our costumes so it looks like a few of us take shots in the chest, abdomon, and penis. Finally Bush runs out of ammo and, just as he's contemplating retreat, Lincoln comes from behind with a running chainsaw! There's smoke rolling off the chainsaw and Lincoln is swinging it around like a wet towel. Finally he goes to town on Bush, cutting him clean in half. Then the two halves kind of fall away from each other.

Actually...nevermind, that 'splitting in two' thing might be a tough effect to pull off. Instead, Lincoln will give Bush one or two good swipes with the chainsaw and then the other undead presidents will rush him and attempt to feast upon his brains, only to be disappointed.