Tales about my coworker

My coworker just asked how to turn a bit of text on Word into a link to an outside webpage. "There's probably a button," I said. "Where?" she said. "I have no idea," I said, and she found it herself, and opened up the dialogue box, and I pointed to the little empty field marked ADDRESS.

"Put in the address," I said.

"Well—I just want it to go to the Hawkeye webpage."

"Put in the Hawkeye webpage, then," I said.

"Well—can't it just—I don't know what the address is."

"Open up that other window."

"But this is the one I want to go to the page."

Earlier her husband was in here to listen to some voicemail.

"How do I get to that saved voicemail?" she said.

"You push the button," he said.

"—Oh."