You'd be a damned idiot.

Behold! Risen from the depths of the blog!

I'm predisposed to weird sodas. Have you had Pepsi Lime? It's delicious, in a very green way. A very green and artificial way. I mean, if you had your eyes jabbed out by an errant hockey stick, and you drank PL, you would imagine it to be green in color. A darker green that Dew, and less neon. But you'd be fucking wrong. You'd be a damned idiot. Because it's not green. It's black. Moron.

How about Pitch Black II? The sequel? This is an actual drink. I think I blogged it, but if I didn't—it's Pitch Black but sourer. I still haven't finished the twelver I bought on the Follies premier night, so I'm not sure what I think. Wes seemed to enjoy it.