I shot your mom in the face...but not with a gun.

Theres a new Samuel L. Jackson movie coming out. Its called Snakes on a Plane. No shit. A killer releases snakes on a plane to kill everyone.

So from now on instead of saying "Shit happens," Im going to say "Snakes on a plane." For example:

"Hey! You just blew up my SUV!"
(me)"Snakes on a plane, man. Snakes on a plane."
"Fuck you! Ill rape your mom in the mouth for that disgrace

"...snakes on a plane, man."