That man killed and ate the last unicorns

Ive been screwed. My Character Animation class is actually a 3d char animation class. WTF.

So, financial aid has given me the options of bending over & taking it in the ass or gettin on my knees and suckahatchi. Apparently, all my aid since March hasnt been applied to my tuition. This means im caught up in $12k of debt. Apparently Ive been approved for all my loans and grants and etc, but its never been dispersed. Im going to disperse Black Betty on those fucks, but not in the mouth. Im talking down there *points to genetals and anal area*