Old Man Winter Strikes Back

Fuck! Balls cold! Ive discovered what that means. Last nite it got to be 2 degrees outside. TWO DEGREES! I tried to drive in it. But alas! My car died. Literally. It seased to work in the middle of a busy road. Luckily I was able to coast out of the way and get onto a side street. But still! BALLS COLD! Not to mention the ice and snow thats encrusted EVERYWHERE! I had to stay at Lynn's last nite cuz of the weather. Fuck!

THis is my 2 week warning: I am returning on the 22nd. Tell the illiterate. And Im going to need a ride to/from you all by you all for you all...