The adventures of Timmy Underpants

At lunch, when I was standing at the register waiting to pay for my food, I noticed that there was a large piece of white paper covering the table next to the register. There was a bunch of scribbling covering the paper and I scanned over it uninterestedly.

Then, to my great surprise, my eyes fell upon the words "Timmy Underpants was here."

My first thought was that this must be the signature of a Tim I know, because he has got to be the only Tim in Des Moines crazy enough to call himself Timmy Underpants. But then I realized that it was unlikely and probably impossible that Tim had eaten at Azteca, since it exists in a part of the skywalk he's probably never been and would have to walk very far to get to.

So now I fear we may have to hunt down and destroy this imposter Timmy Underpants. He is trying to rival the true Timmy Underpants, and that cannot be tolerated.