I feel like sharing my spam...
Wow, 2 posts in a week. What the hell has gotten into me? Oh yeah, boredom...that, and trying to look busy to the guy I'm traveling with.
Good news, Tim. I'm at the airport again waiting for a flight back. It looks like Northwest is actually going to get it right today, no delays expected (yet).
The place I was visiting was a suburb of Boston called Billerica. No story there; I just find the name amusing. Oh, the hotel was pretty nice. They even had an Aeron chair in the room. It wasn't the biggest size so wasn't really big enough to support my fat ass properly, but it was still pretty sweet...I think I'm going to start a fund. Who wants to contribute part of the $800, so I don't have to settle for a cheap EBay knockoff? I'll even send you pictures of it or me or me sitting in it. But not of Bil or Morgan. They will not be allowed near it.
I know this is old and you've probably all seen it, but I still think it's funny:
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent E-mails. They sent out E-mails with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.
But 10 minutes before their time was up, lightening suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically and screamed, "It's gone. It's all gone. I lost everything when the power went off."
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated. How did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
Good news, Tim. I'm at the airport again waiting for a flight back. It looks like Northwest is actually going to get it right today, no delays expected (yet).
The place I was visiting was a suburb of Boston called Billerica. No story there; I just find the name amusing. Oh, the hotel was pretty nice. They even had an Aeron chair in the room. It wasn't the biggest size so wasn't really big enough to support my fat ass properly, but it was still pretty sweet...I think I'm going to start a fund. Who wants to contribute part of the $800, so I don't have to settle for a cheap EBay knockoff? I'll even send you pictures of it or me or me sitting in it. But not of Bil or Morgan. They will not be allowed near it.
I know this is old and you've probably all seen it, but I still think it's funny:
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent E-mails. They sent out E-mails with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.
But 10 minutes before their time was up, lightening suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically and screamed, "It's gone. It's all gone. I lost everything when the power went off."
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated. How did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
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