Those God Damned Hippies
Here's an interesting article about minority-specific scholarships being opened up to non-minorities. The head of the NAACP is pissed off.
I don't think it's racist to speculate that the same guy would be pissed off if some school instituted a whites-only scholarship. There's the argument that all non-specific scholarships go mostly to whites, but I don't know if that's true anymore.
Anyway.
I just ate a gut-busting shepherd's pie down at the Mile. As if you care! You whore!
Wellsy, sorry you can't make it back. It would be good to see you. But the next best thing would be a virtual visit, so I'm creating the following text-based simulation of a visit to Iowa.
Day One: Roll into town late at night, on a train, and go home and pass out while the dogs bark bark bark.
Day Two: Wander around Albia on foot, hoping to run into someone. See Garrett naked, humping the imitiation Liberty Bell on the square. Run in fear as the bell begins to ring.
Day Three: Loiter at Kum & Go, talking to Josh. Tim drives to town and you two roll around Albia in a car that smells of must and whose interior falls apart into your lap.
Day Four: Fiddle around online, walk around some more. Get Amish to drive you to Des Moines, where you get drunk with Jamie.
Day Five: Visit Le Chateau. Amish plays Halo all night while you and Tim and Andy dash around the house.
Day Six: Return.
There are about 50 college kids outside the Capitol building, holding hand-drawn banners against hate. I couldn't figure out what their message was, but some blonde in a stocking cap waved a peace sign at me. If you have any idea, let me know, for I am curious.
I don't think it's racist to speculate that the same guy would be pissed off if some school instituted a whites-only scholarship. There's the argument that all non-specific scholarships go mostly to whites, but I don't know if that's true anymore.
Anyway.
I just ate a gut-busting shepherd's pie down at the Mile. As if you care! You whore!
Wellsy, sorry you can't make it back. It would be good to see you. But the next best thing would be a virtual visit, so I'm creating the following text-based simulation of a visit to Iowa.
Day One: Roll into town late at night, on a train, and go home and pass out while the dogs bark bark bark.
Day Two: Wander around Albia on foot, hoping to run into someone. See Garrett naked, humping the imitiation Liberty Bell on the square. Run in fear as the bell begins to ring.
Day Three: Loiter at Kum & Go, talking to Josh. Tim drives to town and you two roll around Albia in a car that smells of must and whose interior falls apart into your lap.
Day Four: Fiddle around online, walk around some more. Get Amish to drive you to Des Moines, where you get drunk with Jamie.
Day Five: Visit Le Chateau. Amish plays Halo all night while you and Tim and Andy dash around the house.
Day Six: Return.
There are about 50 college kids outside the Capitol building, holding hand-drawn banners against hate. I couldn't figure out what their message was, but some blonde in a stocking cap waved a peace sign at me. If you have any idea, let me know, for I am curious.
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