Sad, but kinda true

An e-mail I sent to my sister in response to her inquiry about my current relationship status.

"Yeah, we're dating again. Our myspace status is now 'in a relationship', which is the true indicator that I am, indeed, 'in a relationship'. Before, when we were just 'hanging out a lot', I wasn't sure what our status was because, you see, myspace doesn't have a 'hanging out a lot' option. So I was confused. But now that my myspace status says 'in a relationship', I can rest easy knowing exactly where I stand."