ARE YOU READY TO RELEASE YOUR INNER DESTRUCTION?!

ARE YOU READY? READY TO RELEASE THE FURY? THEN STEP UP TO THE LINE! CAPS LOCK IT, BITCH! GRAB YOUR BAT! LOCK AND LOAD! FINAL CHECK! WAITER, PLEASE! LATE-THIRTY! BALLS TO THE WALLS, FACE DOWN ASS UP, STRAP YOUR BOOTS, LIGHT THE FIRES, DIG A HOLE! UNSHEATH THE SWORD! SSJ30BILLION! THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE IN 3 MINUTES! PLAYER I START, MOTHER FUCKER! ENGLISH, DO YOU SPEAK IT?! DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?! PUMP IT UP! PUMP IT THE FUCK UP! ARE YOU READY TO RELEASE THAT FUCKIN' BULL IN THE CHINA SHOP, SON? ARE YOU READY TO BE MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR AND SAY "HEY! STOP FUCKING SPITTING ON ME!" THE A-T FIELD IS DOWN! INDIGINOUS DOGMA BLOCKERS ARE AT 34%! ARE YOU READY TO NOT GIVE UP THE BACK SEAT ON THAT BUS? ARE YOU READY TO KILL SOME BRITISH FUCKS FOR BANGING OUT THE SCOTTISH BLOODLINE?! GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE! BODY MASSAGE MACHINE GO! WHO WANTS COFFEE!? WELL, SURFS UP SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING LUMPS WITHOUT THE GRAVY! CAPS LOCK!


...for fuck's sake! Someone post besides me.