We now return to Showgirls ...on TBS

Crap.





I have a date tomorrow. This very much so means that the Universe jolted up from it's nap and has to catch up on it's furious "Fuck Dave Over" routine. To start off: Lets make Dave get a wisdom tooth! Pain! Then lets make him ride the most sketchy of buses littered with the homeless, the potheads (pronounced poth-heeds) and drunks in the middle of the night. Oh! What next? A fire? A blizzard? Giant robots spewing velociraptors with axe-wielding pedophiles that are covered in SARS? Why not!!!




We have to raise the Terror Alert from Crap, pass Piss and go straight to Fuck.



Fuck.