Richard in my donkey

Balls and cock: I had to stay in Albia to help my mother this morning, missing my rides with Gillassbeads and Tim. Hence: no New Year's with Wellzie.

It really is like three years ago...at least I don't have a goiter.

This break has been fun. Despite my vagrant wandering habits around the deader then dead Albia, I had fun in Des Moines with you all when I saw you. I would have loved to been around for midnight, but you would all be sucking face with someone else and I would be...again...without a face to suck.

I leave you now with my New Year's resolution: Iwill not kill any more dinosaurs. I have to have a realistic and attainable goal.