Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Digging You Like I Dug That Hole in the Basement...for You
Pretty much I am archiving this because of 103 comemnts, there were 55 I have deemed "worthy" drawings.

The winner of our contest, Nick, posted about 40 or so times. Of those times, Nick used Jesus twice, Zombies thrice, Brazilin waxing quatro times, mentioned someone named Bill three times (maybe it's the pilot from Starfox 64?), mentioned an arcane "blopper reel" which I am assuming is a typo of a Whopper Value Meal, and had not one not two but THIRTEEN ideas inspired by previous themes. For that, Nick, you win some softcore goth porn:







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Son of a bitch! As for the rest of you: SHAME ON YOU. Kevin came in fourth, Bil and I tied for second. Tim and Sarah get a consultation prize of a couple hits of my Enter Key:







If you have anymore ideas on what I can do: I will take a few more. Enjoy the archive!!! Otherwize, approval on all these? Too bad. I is doing em all.


How about a drawing of all the bloggers that woudl be kinda cool
Kevin

That would be cool. But I also like the man in the car suit chasing Oswald. Or how about Abe Lincoln strapped into an operating table, trying desperately to escape, while Little Red Riding hood sharpens a set of scalpels?
Tim

How about cyborg George Washington fighting off a demonic Genghis Khan and his army of zombie Mongolians?
William

Oooh, how about us bloggers as zombies. That could be amusing. Poignant too!
William

Master chief riding on amish's back hold a fishing pole with steak dangling in front of him.
Kevin

Super Fancy Mother Fucking Cheese.
Has to have monicole and tophat like Mr. Peanut.
Nick

Whales in a prison shower scean droping the soap around some sharks.
Nick

Half of everyone you know as Cyborgs fighting the other half as Zombies.
Nick

Candlejack grabbing a whole bunch of kids and draggi
William


The bloggers playing poker. STRIP POKER. With Milla Jovovich. Milla Jovovich is winnning.
William

Every typo that Nick has ever made on the blog coming for him in the night, piranha style.
William


Government beemen chasing bear costumed man.
DaveO

Dogs vs cats. Dogs have jetpacks, cats are on motorcycles.
William

A man with the cane. He has a monocle. He stares straight ahead with cold, dead eyes.
William

Jesus trying on Mohammed's bomb turban.
William
--And Buddah's taking a camphone pic of it!
DaveO
...and sending it to Shiva!
William

A flying waffle...being served children.
DaveO

A chicken in a restaurant, his menu reads 'fetus - over easy, sunny side up, scrambled'
William

Gravatar 300 ft. taco destroying downtown Dallas, while a squadron of cats in F16s come in for the rescue.
DaveO

Mothra over Tokyo, giant bug zapper being set up.
William

Smurfs enslaved by Fraggles, forced to work in their mines.
William

All the bloggers AS SMURFS! Holy shit!
William

A preacher in a church full of dead horses.
DaveO


Sheep hiding behind a stone wall with scissors, unsuspecting man ambling up the path.
William

Albert Einstein bitchslapping Steven Hawkins...
DaveO

Gravatar Gonzo converting to Scientology.
William

Someone with a Wii remote shoved up their nose. On the screen, he has missed a volley.
William

The Count being staked by Van Helsing Elmo.
DaveO

KETCHUP - EVERYWHERE.
William

Emo kid cutting his wrist and a rainbow is shooting out.
DaveO


Three little girls at the pool. A bear watches from the bushes.
William

An empty parking lot. HOLY SHIT!!!
DaveO

Flies hovering over a bottle of vinegar, a jar of honey nearby is ignored.
William

A really. Long. Cat.
DaveO

Several bad peppers in a bowl. One has a sombrero. Another has a leather jacket. Another one has a mohawk. One looks gay.
DaveO
An anthropomorphic car, riding a man like a horse.
William

Mosquitos in scuba gear, underwater. They are pointing excitedly at a lamprey.
William

Gravatar What's going on?
Kevin

Gravatar Amish dancing with Tom Cruise...ala rain main
or
Amish Dancing with Dustin Hoffman
or
Amish, watching saved by the bell, crying because Kelly picked Zack over Slater
Kevin


Amish and tim mutual masturbation....oh no wait that was what I walked in on last Saturday night
Kevin


The Last Supper. Jesus takes the last of the appetizer, Judas is scowling at him; suddenly it all becomes clear.
William

Three words: Southern Baptist Rave.
William

Richard Dawkins thumb wrestling with CS Lewis.
William



Martin Luther stapling 99 pictures of his ex girlfriend onto a Sorority House door.
DaveO

Nick being suspended over a pit of boars by Brizilin wax strips while Francisco, in a wheelchair, cackles madly.
DaveO

Gravatar Jesus visiting the native americans. He has toilet paper on his sandel.
Nick

Unibomber chases a squirrel through the woods because it stole his letter.
Nick


The posters as the cast of futurama
Kevin

The bloggers as the cast of lord of the rings
Kevin

You get flaming dag shit and like it.
Nick

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