Why work when someone else will do it for you?

Something Awful.com covered Dragon*Con.

Complete with snarky remarks, pithy comments, and other rampant forms of nerd mockery.
Which means I don't have to. Enjoy.

Although, there was a Steam Punk Abe Lincoln running around, and I have yet to find a picture of him.
Mine sorrow aboundeth - he was quite awesome, but I was too busy being an attention slut to have remembered my camera...