I Can't Win.

I would think that after 6 years of saying stupid things on the internet (calling that girl a bean bag, sending that pastor an email telling him to fornicate his mother, and that whole diet pill pyramid scheme) that I would learn to not express my emotions on the internet.

BUT NO!!! I say something out of anger and frustration on Twitter and it gets turned against me. And here's the kick in the crotch: it wasn't even dealing with said turning party!

Seriously: I can't win. Ever.




Moon was pretty damn good, by the way. Go watch it when you get a chance.