We are adopting a teenager

I’m writing to let you all know that Sarah and I have made a massive step forward in our relationship: we are going to adopt a teenager. Sarah's got a good job now and we will soon have an apartment with a second bedroom. I considered saving for a wedding or maybe picking up a PS 3 for the spare room but then today as I transferred buses downtown I saw the sign on the side of the number 16: You can adopt a teenager! Sullen teenagers stared at me and I knew the path forward.

If any of you want in, we can split the teenager or there might be a discount for bringing a friend.