Well, I just got fucking owned by my french final. I was seriously going to start drinking at noon today because I fucking sucked so bad at that final. It was like being bent over by a mormon and having an entire litter of hamsters paraded into my colon.

If I fail that fucking class I don't graduate and I half to take it the fuck over...
If that happens, God help the first french person I run into. I would beat him for no other reason than his language sucking big Oliphant cock!

I'm not going to drink though...I'm just going to play very loud music and curse a lot....mostly curse the french.