INSANITY TASTES COCONUTTY

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Holy shit its Leap Year says:
the magic koalas mate under rainbows
Jump, Little Children says:
that is a lie
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
its the ice storms that make it true
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
lookin your handbook
Jump, Little Children says:
If you continue to spout these blasphemies I will be forced to re-shingle your outhouse
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
i think not
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
i have no outhouse
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
so your threat?
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
useless
Jump, Little Children says:
that is a matter of opinion
Jump, Little Children says:
You may have an outhouse, and you may not
Jump, Little Children says:
Only Mr. Clean can decide
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
i just have one question about all that
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
where are your gnomes?
Jump, Little Children says:
okay, that is just cruel
Jump, Little Children says:
You fuck
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
i bet you ...havent seen them today yet have you?!
Jump, Little Children says:
You know damn well that my gnomes were killed in a horrible gang war with the keebler elves
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
..then whos' gnomes did i steal out of your closet?!
Jump, Little Children says:

Jump, Little Children says:
don't tell anyone about them
Jump, Little Children says:
no one knows but you
Jump, Little Children says:
if the leprechauns knew I was cheating on them, they would sprinkle garlic on my earlobes
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
but then again....there isnt enough pancakes in massachusettes
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
so ill just keep it on the downlow
Jump, Little Children says:
that is most wise
Jump, Little Children says:
this conversation should be saved and posted on the blog
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
heheh perhaps
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
i have all these convos saved
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
with dm magic
Jump, Little Children says:
oh, fucking dm magic
Jump, Little Children says:
it is nothing compared to skeleton power
Jump, Little Children says:
I wonder if ghost power is separate from skeleton power
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
yeah ghosts can get eaten and are turned to eyes
Jump, Little Children says:
really?
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
yes really
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
its power pills man
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
its an epidemic
Jump, Little Children says:
skeletons merely collapse into a pile of bones and wait to be reanimated
Jump, Little Children says:
I had a friend who was addicted to power pills
Jump, Little Children says:
he walked around all day making an annoying noise
Jump, Little Children says:
walka-walka-walka-walka-walka
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
those that fight will fall down
and the fallen get back up to fight
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
*the creed of zombies
Jump, Little Children says:
before they fall, do you think they fight for a fall then fall into a fight? or do they fight the fall and fall in the fight?
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
fight-fall :: fall-fight
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
der
Jump, Little Children says:
you can fall into a fight, and you can fight a fall and you can fall in a fight
Jump, Little Children says:
but you can't fall in a fall
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
damn you and your english major
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
just take it as it is
Jump, Little Children says:
you could fight a fight
Jump, Little Children says:
you can fall in the fall
Jump, Little Children says:
and you can fight in the fall
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
ts talkin bout fighting
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
those who fight
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
fall down
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
and the fallen
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
being those who fought
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
get back up to fight
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
and fall
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
to get back up
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
and fight
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
and fall
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
as in get struck down
Jump, Little Children says:
maybe they spring
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
ass
Jump, Little Children says:
how do donkeys play into this?
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
they eat the dismembered parts
Jump, Little Children says:
that must be hell on their acid reflux
Jump, Little Children says:
it plays heck with it
Jump, Little Children says:
I just don't want to be there when someone has to accept the blame
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
war is hell
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
deal with it
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
the donkeys do
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
you should too
Jump, Little Children says:
the donkeys minds are controlled by the republicans
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
no
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
republicans have elephant control
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
donkeys are democrates
Jump, Little Children says:
demycrates
Jump, Little Children says:
the republic can
Jump, Little Children says:
public re can
Jump, Little Children says:
can republic
Jump, Little Children says:
can public re
Jump, Little Children says:
can the public read
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
no
Jump, Little Children says:
it is unequivical
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
thats what she said
Jump, Little Children says:
donkeys are democrates
Jump, Little Children says:
demycrates
Jump, Little Children says:
the republic can
Jump, Little Children says:
public re can
Jump, Little Children says:
can republic
Jump, Little Children says:
can public re
Jump, Little Children says:
can the public read
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
no
Jump, Little Children says:
it is unequivical
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
thats what
Jump, Little Children says:
she said
Jump, Little Children says:
whoops
Jump, Little Children says:
copy and pasting gone awry
Jump, Little Children says:
coconutty
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
its ok
Jump, Little Children says:
is this not a good time for me to ask if you're happy with your long distance provider
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
its not
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
not at all
Jump, Little Children says:
I remember a day when a long distance provider was the guy who catapulted you fifteen miles to the next town
Jump, Little Children says:
so you could pay your rent
Holy shit its Leap Year says:
...what?
Jump, Little Children says:
you can taste the difference
Jump, Little Children says:
insanity tastes coconutty

P.S. You owe monki for bolding services...