The Power of Me Compels You!

So I was sitting here tonight and suddenly the title of this post popped into my head. I searched the text and found: THIS. I've hardly read any of it, and it doesn't seem to be the most fantastic piece of goofy lit I could find (certainly no JC and the Swingers). But good enough!

And that, gentlemen, is the way the lady bugs have their picnic.