This summers blockbuster

You thought you knew him as the compassionate president.

You were wrong

You thought you knew him as the leader who brought about tremendous change.

You were wrong

You thought you knew him as the tragic victim of an assassination.

You were wrong

You thought....he was dead.

You were wrong!

You thought you knew him, but this summer the truth will be revealed.

Goathed Entertainment presents Tim Dicks as:

Abraham Lincoln

The South is about to taste revenge, Lincoln style!

This time hes packing an uzi and hes going to emancipate some ass!