I bet you can't even pop a boner

How can that book be 166 pages? Real Ultimate Power is like...seven words repeated over and over. Ninjas, kill, sweet, boner, flip out and stuff.

"Ninjas flip out and kill stuff and thats sweet!"

And he has a book!?!?

Now, I'm not saying that I don't like the site. It's sweet. But a book? I can't imagine 166 pages of that website. But he does claim that the book will 'pump me up' for the rest of my life. So I might have to buy it.