Halo 2 is coming.....slowly......
"Halo 2 is a lot like Halo 1, only it's Halo 1 on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas ... And, the ninjas are all on fire, too."
—Jason Jones, Bungie Studios
By November 9th we should all have stockpiled a substantial amount of frozen pizza, Mt. Dew and disposable diapers. You may be asking, “Why the fuck would I need disposable diapers?” Well, if you’re anything like me, you know you’ll be jizzing your pants like crazy when you see Halo 2. Then, after you start playing Halo 2, you probably aren’t going to want to get up for shit like bathroom breaks. I’d rather piss myself than press pause!
I now officially have the week of the 9th off work so nothing will stand in the way of my weeklong Halo 2 marathon! I might break long enough to relocate operations to Albia/Melrose. I’ll try and bring Ryan with me, but I fear prying him away might have to involve a hammer and a crowbar.
Until then…ugh…I don’t want to even think about that. That’s a long damn time. The final Dark Tower book comes out at the end of this month, which is almost as exciting as Halo 2. I’m sure I’ll find things to while away the hours until November 9th.
Maybe, instead of just taking the week off, I’ll just quit my job. It doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. Everyone in Albia seems to be getting along okay without jobs. In fact, they all seem to be enjoying their unemployment. It’s all of the employed people I know who are miserable.
The path to enlightenment requires unemployment—I’m pretty sure.
—Jason Jones, Bungie Studios
By November 9th we should all have stockpiled a substantial amount of frozen pizza, Mt. Dew and disposable diapers. You may be asking, “Why the fuck would I need disposable diapers?” Well, if you’re anything like me, you know you’ll be jizzing your pants like crazy when you see Halo 2. Then, after you start playing Halo 2, you probably aren’t going to want to get up for shit like bathroom breaks. I’d rather piss myself than press pause!
I now officially have the week of the 9th off work so nothing will stand in the way of my weeklong Halo 2 marathon! I might break long enough to relocate operations to Albia/Melrose. I’ll try and bring Ryan with me, but I fear prying him away might have to involve a hammer and a crowbar.
Until then…ugh…I don’t want to even think about that. That’s a long damn time. The final Dark Tower book comes out at the end of this month, which is almost as exciting as Halo 2. I’m sure I’ll find things to while away the hours until November 9th.
Maybe, instead of just taking the week off, I’ll just quit my job. It doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. Everyone in Albia seems to be getting along okay without jobs. In fact, they all seem to be enjoying their unemployment. It’s all of the employed people I know who are miserable.
The path to enlightenment requires unemployment—I’m pretty sure.
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