Table Rage

Everyone who used to work at the Hut needs to read this article, and be sure to visit the links.

Gott damn it. I just wrote a bunch of crap about volleyball-sized glass goblets full of tropical god puke, and famous authors wielding stone swords (bought from Toys R Us) that summon the Lovecraftian undead, and it's gone. Gone gone gone. Fucking gone! So here, in lieu of my hypnotic prose, read this list of arcade games that never made it.