But this one time: I ate boiled peanuts.

You can tell the intellegence of a person when they IM you. Case in point: heres a typical conversation I have with Britt about 3 times a week:

Britt (usually a long song lyric way out of context) says:
Hey dave how is denver I just put a hole watermelon in my mouth when are you coming back to iowa how is school I can hardly breath this watermelon is to much
DaveO: ...yeah.
Britt: Fine fuck you i dont want to talk to you anymore did you hear about the latest fad Im doing it now it is to fun LOL!!!!!!!11111 what s ur website
DaveO: the same as they have always been. i tell you every damn time you im me
Britt: I have the mental capacity of a mason jar what are your sites bitch
DaveO: ...yeah. theyre on your history
Britt: their on youre grandmas history i love amish grandma jokes they were the coolest thing 3 years ago but now i am catching up too it. when are you coming back to iowa i delete my history becose of porn i touch myself at work
DaveO: ...ok. well i got to go to class. latas (sometimes I lie so I dont get the bad thoughts of putting a gun in my/someone's mouth)
Britt: peace out my brother from another mother

Its not that I hate Britt. Its just that its the same conversation every time. I made an airship in 3dmax...I should try to put that online somewhere. Oh, and a Jesus adventure is in the works again.