Adventures in parking (and zombies)

When trying to (poorly) parallel park in front of your workplace, remember this: you are probably entertaining your co-workers. Essentially, I tried to park with the same skill goat had at the arts festival over the weekend. Unfortunatly, my skills were not up to the challenge. But I did give my co-workers a show.

Last night it came to our attention that zombies should never also be ninjas. They just wouldn't work out. Instead of being quiet they would always be making some kind of noise. Instead of dropping down cat-like from rafters they would just fall like bricks. They'd be the worst ninjas ever... but maybe pretty badass zombies.