Did I mention me and my friends are the biggest goddamn retards youll ever meet?
So all my finals are done. I have a cell phone (Seven 2 Zero, Too 99, Eighteen six E8t) and its fucking sexy. FUCKING SEXY!
What shall I do. Oh. Im comin home this weekend. Ill give a ring-a-ding to some of you all when I return to the Iowa. Will we be doing something? I hope so.
Someone offered me HoneyBeez today. Those taffy nut sugar abominations. I couldnt help but grab a handful of em JUST so I could proclaim that I had eaten a handful of honeybees. Suckers!
Has anyone heard of Hostess Choc-O-Diles? It sounds pornoriffic, but its seriously a Twinkie with Ding-dong chocolate coating every inch of its 3". ...yeah.
As always, Ill be bringing a wealth of stuff home with me to parade around. But this time, itll be more motion stuff. Like a video or 3. And you will all eat them, as such Ive ruined the grammer in this sentence by.
What shall I do. Oh. Im comin home this weekend. Ill give a ring-a-ding to some of you all when I return to the Iowa. Will we be doing something? I hope so.
Someone offered me HoneyBeez today. Those taffy nut sugar abominations. I couldnt help but grab a handful of em JUST so I could proclaim that I had eaten a handful of honeybees. Suckers!
Has anyone heard of Hostess Choc-O-Diles? It sounds pornoriffic, but its seriously a Twinkie with Ding-dong chocolate coating every inch of its 3". ...yeah.
As always, Ill be bringing a wealth of stuff home with me to parade around. But this time, itll be more motion stuff. Like a video or 3. And you will all eat them, as such Ive ruined the grammer in this sentence by.
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