What the deuce?

So. My car hath overheated. Again. I should have figured it to, seeing as how it got to be 103 on the newly asphalt (teehee...ass fault) Its one of several things:

1) The radiator fan
2) The Thermo..STAT
3) Energon Crystal (Pfffft...how gay is that)
4) Rubicant the Fire Fiend is pissed at me

So it sits in the Target parking lot for another hour until I get it and drive it away. How lucky am I?

PS: NEED FOLLIES SCRIPT BY WEDNESDAY..ish.