Dave Wells: Star Hustler! (aka Photoshop boredom)

This is what our skies look like now. Originally, I had a mountainous view...but most of you fucks are in Iowa. So I left it piney.



According to the internet, Mars is going to be closer then it has been in 6,000 years. The 'net says that its going to be almost the size of the Moon. Something like this would be damn cool and like that dream I had with all the moons and the girls in red. Anyway, cool as it is, its wrong.



It will be boring like this. It will all start tonite to be a bit brighter and sorta tag along the moon. Boring boring boring. It will be this damn bright on Halloween. Sweet ass? Not really. It will just be a nice red dot by the moon.


I am, however, still putting money on this to happen...minus Tom Cruiz or Spielberg's dirty scientology hands all over it. We can only trust Martian Manhunter and no one else when it comes to Mars.