Dukes of Monrroe
I know that Andy has a bee in his bonnet about the new Tim Burton film. But I gots to bitch about the newest abomination: The Dukes of Hazzard.
Donkey fucking show indeed. The characters look NOTHING like the original (Boss Hogg was fat and sweaty. Burt Reynolds is just washed up and old) and Jessica Simpson, Im sorry, shes not attractive. THis movie looks like it was a weak script and to make up for it, they threw in big names. WTF. Seriously: Watch the old ones for a week, then look at the movie. I fear this has become Batman & Robin: Good ideas on the napkin in teh restaurant and in the shower, bad when written down.
From this day forth, my car is now The General Weed, instead of the Weed Wagon.
Donkey fucking show indeed. The characters look NOTHING like the original (Boss Hogg was fat and sweaty. Burt Reynolds is just washed up and old) and Jessica Simpson, Im sorry, shes not attractive. THis movie looks like it was a weak script and to make up for it, they threw in big names. WTF. Seriously: Watch the old ones for a week, then look at the movie. I fear this has become Batman & Robin: Good ideas on the napkin in teh restaurant and in the shower, bad when written down.
From this day forth, my car is now The General Weed, instead of the Weed Wagon.
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