This racoon is my fucking hero

Tom Nook is the greatest fucking racoon ever. Why? Cuz he will give you money for objects with NO questions! He doesnt fucking care if you helped a giraffe get some fruit in exchange for a lamp or dug up a steam roller or even killed the god damned ape that painted your roof black and stole all his fucking noise makers. He'll take your shit of questionable origins and give you bells. COLD HARD BELLS! That will feed my crack addiction. And would explain finding the dead tucan on the beach in a sailor outfit. He had a bunch of illegal chinese imports, too.