Avast, ye scurvy punchers of donuts!

Aye, so today is Talk Like A Pirate Day. Hopefully you all remembard? No? Well screw you then, shiver me timbers!

I got all me finals finished. Thank God, shiver me timbers! I don't think Me could have sur'i'ed another week o' projects. I have, as well, been selected t' be a studend ambassador for the new kids mo'in' in next week. How fun that will be, ha har! Maybe a goth girl will mo'e in or e'en better...a pirate girl, ya scurvy dog! Then we can fall madly in lo'e o'er A Thousand Cards and get married and have sex in me bed and have 19 lil' bastards and li'e happily e'er after.

Yo ho, me mateys, yo ho!