The Employee Handbook States that Employees are Allowed Three (3) Acts of Homicide Before Diciplinary Action
If you went shopping today (Day After Thanksgiving) and argued about the price of things on sale, you are very wrong.
I had to cater to a woman who came back THREE times to try to get a correct price of a couple sweaters. I would understand if the sale said the sweaters were a large chunk of change but NO: This lady argued about amounts less then $2.
That was not the only person.
Clearly labelled on the signs: Leather Coats originally $200 now $49. Leather Jackets originally $250 now $99. People either cannot comprehend numbers, words, or the combination of the two. I can't honestly tell you the difference between coats and jackets (probably weight) but COME ON PEOPLE!!! Read the signs. I had to explain very slowly to several freakin' idiots about how the sale works. But...people still tried to haggle. HAGGLE!! So freakin' dumb.
It continues.
We gave out gift cards. The Gift Cards clearly said "ONE CARD PER PURCHASE" but people still tried to pass off two gift cards. But wait: it was one gift card per party. How did people get multiple cards? They are liars and cheaters. I wanted to punch every person who tried to argue with me on this matter (mostly old people, uppity SUV moms, and people who oddly smelled of curry).
More? Okay!
Kids on escalators. NO. Especially the kids who don't speak english. They don't understand " DON'T PLAY ON THE ESCALATORS" and they stare at you like you're speaking the Moon Tongue. We told this freakin' unattentive dad's fivesome 4 times to STOP DOING THAT. I think universally a harsh, strict, and yelling tone means DO NOT DO THAT ACTIVITY. But no...they kept playing on them. Finally we got a spanish speaking associate to tell the dad to watch his kids. Of course, being an unobservant dad and not the TV, the kids ddin't listen. They proceeded to rip toys out of packages and knock displays over.
One last bit:
Grumpy McOldpants doesn't want to spend $3 on parking we don't monitor, run, or are completely associated with. However, we validate 90 minutes of parking. If our validation doesn't work BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET IT VALIDATED TO BEGIN WITH, it probably means it's not validated. Tell this to Stinky Pete in all his 30-cat-owning overalled Magesty. He sat there for 30 minutes while our boss tried to figure it out, saying such intelligent phrases as "Fucking shit" "This is bullshit! I ain't fuckin' payin' no Three-God-Fucking-Damned Dollars!!" and other swill that spewed from his decrepid mouth of ill repute.
If I take anything from work, it is the fact I am steadily increasing in patience. I will soon be able to withstand 30 hours of Chinese Water Torture at the rate people piss me off there.
I had to cater to a woman who came back THREE times to try to get a correct price of a couple sweaters. I would understand if the sale said the sweaters were a large chunk of change but NO: This lady argued about amounts less then $2.
That was not the only person.
Clearly labelled on the signs: Leather Coats originally $200 now $49. Leather Jackets originally $250 now $99. People either cannot comprehend numbers, words, or the combination of the two. I can't honestly tell you the difference between coats and jackets (probably weight) but COME ON PEOPLE!!! Read the signs. I had to explain very slowly to several freakin' idiots about how the sale works. But...people still tried to haggle. HAGGLE!! So freakin' dumb.
It continues.
We gave out gift cards. The Gift Cards clearly said "ONE CARD PER PURCHASE" but people still tried to pass off two gift cards. But wait: it was one gift card per party. How did people get multiple cards? They are liars and cheaters. I wanted to punch every person who tried to argue with me on this matter (mostly old people, uppity SUV moms, and people who oddly smelled of curry).
More? Okay!
Kids on escalators. NO. Especially the kids who don't speak english. They don't understand " DON'T PLAY ON THE ESCALATORS" and they stare at you like you're speaking the Moon Tongue. We told this freakin' unattentive dad's fivesome 4 times to STOP DOING THAT. I think universally a harsh, strict, and yelling tone means DO NOT DO THAT ACTIVITY. But no...they kept playing on them. Finally we got a spanish speaking associate to tell the dad to watch his kids. Of course, being an unobservant dad and not the TV, the kids ddin't listen. They proceeded to rip toys out of packages and knock displays over.
One last bit:
Grumpy McOldpants doesn't want to spend $3 on parking we don't monitor, run, or are completely associated with. However, we validate 90 minutes of parking. If our validation doesn't work BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET IT VALIDATED TO BEGIN WITH, it probably means it's not validated. Tell this to Stinky Pete in all his 30-cat-owning overalled Magesty. He sat there for 30 minutes while our boss tried to figure it out, saying such intelligent phrases as "Fucking shit" "This is bullshit! I ain't fuckin' payin' no Three-God-Fucking-Damned Dollars!!" and other swill that spewed from his decrepid mouth of ill repute.
If I take anything from work, it is the fact I am steadily increasing in patience. I will soon be able to withstand 30 hours of Chinese Water Torture at the rate people piss me off there.
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