Definitely contracting diabetes

Today I have eaten a slice of pumpkin cheesecake (on top of two yesterday), crafted by my own preternaturally skillful hands, and a coconut cake made with Splenda. HOLY SHIT they are both delicious. The coconut cake kind of tastes like Play-Doh, but really delicious Play-Doh. I hope you appreciate how I took the time to correctly spell and punctuate Play-Doh.