Merry Christmas Ye Bollocks!

Just so all you goofy bastards know, I did pass my French class. I failed the final, but I had a B+ so it only brought me down to a B-. So, I'm free. The fucks cannot repress me no mo! Now I need a job. If anyone has any ideas I would love to hear them. For the next three or four weeks I'll probably be delivering pizzas to the citizens of Albia. While this will be a humbling experience...fuck it, I need the money.

Anyway, I'm going to be in Des moines all day today. None of you will likely see me. Try to hold back the tears.