All hail...err welcome...me!

Woot, I'm finally in. In the immortal words of Special Ed "YAAAAAAYYY!!!!"

Of course, must be careful not to piss anybody off with my first post...

So, here's an inspirational quote...

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
You only have one ass.

Oh, and I know how to make links.

Edit
Unfortunately...I don't know how to include a title on my first go...I'm such a re-re (Is that the correct spelling for re-re?)