I give message

My mom inquired the other day about the follies. She mentioned that the paper was advertising try-outs for last Sunday. Which means the roster is likely filling as we speak. So put on your Apollo sandals Timmy.

Also--and I don't think I've mentioned this to anyone but Tim--Heather had a really cool idea for a skit that could run in three parts, mostly featuring Tim and Dave. It would also probably include filler from someone(s) else for the in-between time. The basic point of this skit is to get Tim to dress in drag. What simpler way could we get laughs? Dave would be playing an eccentric photographer who flails about trying to get Tim into different outfits for a photo shoot. Tim is a buisiness man who would like to get some head-shots for to get some o' dat gainful employment he's been looking for. Dave (being an eccentric photographer) ends up sticking him in a dress and then in a tub. The tub may be difficult to find, but I bet we can pull 'er off. While Tim is in the tub he will be wearing a pair of tights with cottonballs glued/stapled/duct taped to them, so as to appear like he has soap covering his crotch.

Aside from a couple of rather lengthy costume changes this would be a short, simple skit that would be guarenteed to get some serious laughs.

I will leave the decision up to the tribuneral. May their wisdom prevail.