You cant be dreaming....that your HITLER!!!

...I went to the local Anime Convention (Nau Desu Khan or some shit). Im now 300% sure I will get laid after seein this much goofy, nerdiness under one roof. I saw a lesbian Sephiroth/Cloud. I saw plenty of hot cat girls. I saw plenty of fat cat girls. I saw a fat man dressed as Rei. Im afraid.