Unleash the giant dog!

I am now a researcher for the state. Hiring took place over a cell phone as I rode in the back of Amish's car, frantically digging around for a pen as the lady rattled off names and numbers.

So I'm moving to Des Moines. Hopefully sometime this week.

And now that I'm employed, I intend to make good on my promise to put my first paycheck toward a giant dog suit.

Edit: Dear God, dog suits are expensive. And hard to find. So maybe I won't be making good on that promise after all . . .