As if I wasn't freaking excited already, then I read this....

My dick feels like it's on fire. It isn't really on fire. I threw a glass of water down my pants just to be sure. So, I only have two other options: 1) I caught a rare disease that makes your dick feel enblazed, 2) Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith is debuting in three days.

I'm hoping it's option deux.

This is a good review of the aformentioned movie.

Ryan has the squirting Jabba toy and I just thought of a great use for it. I could fill it with water and squirt my assistant with it whenever I felt she needed squirted. That would amuse the piss out of me.