Lord Vader commands you to eat at Burger King!

Go to Target.com and play the Star Wars games they have. There's a Battle Name Confabulator (or something like that) and a scene maker. Or don't go to target.com. Be lame. See if I care!

There's a Burger King commercial featuring Darth Vader facing off with "The King." That plastic-looking king statue with the creepy grin. Vader does his breathing thing and the King breathes really heavy in his typically creepy manner. I'm really freaked out by that King. I was really hoping the commercial would end with Vader whipping out his saber and cutting that goofy grin clean off the Kings face. But alas, that senario only lives in my twisted imagination.