We will strip him of hair using Bondo.
On the subject of zombies as ninjas: while it’s true that a zombie could never be a ninja, a zombie could be a useful toolfor a ninja. Let’s examine some situations.
From the heavens: Cricket points out that instead of stealthily descending from a ceiling, a zombie would simply drop like a rucksack full of Popov-fed kittens. In most situations, the ninja would fare better.
But what if the drop from ceiling to floor is too far for the quiet ninja? He would creep back along the ceiling and return home to cry into his sushi. But if the ninja were wise, he would have had the foresight to bring a zombie buddy. The zombie buddy could be dropped, would smack into the floor, and although the target would be allerted he would swiftly be killed.
The plus side to this is, of course, that the ninja has not only disposed of any enemy but also gained a new zombie helper.
Flinging stuff that is, for once, not our own feces: Despite feeble attempts in Dawn of the Dead and Land of the Dead, a zombie could never muster the coordination to fire a projectile with any accuracy. A ninja, however, can. The ninja can fling his sharp and barbed weapons at an enemy, forcing the enemy ever closer to the Zombie Trap.
Enough of this.
Today I dined once more at the hospital café and Abba Zabba, were there hot women everywhere!! Actually, no there were not. But there was some deepdish burrito and rice and corn. Also some PepsiLime. I recommend this beverage wholeheartedly. Trust me, friend, this is no CVDDP.
From the heavens: Cricket points out that instead of stealthily descending from a ceiling, a zombie would simply drop like a rucksack full of Popov-fed kittens. In most situations, the ninja would fare better.
But what if the drop from ceiling to floor is too far for the quiet ninja? He would creep back along the ceiling and return home to cry into his sushi. But if the ninja were wise, he would have had the foresight to bring a zombie buddy. The zombie buddy could be dropped, would smack into the floor, and although the target would be allerted he would swiftly be killed.
The plus side to this is, of course, that the ninja has not only disposed of any enemy but also gained a new zombie helper.
Flinging stuff that is, for once, not our own feces: Despite feeble attempts in Dawn of the Dead and Land of the Dead, a zombie could never muster the coordination to fire a projectile with any accuracy. A ninja, however, can. The ninja can fling his sharp and barbed weapons at an enemy, forcing the enemy ever closer to the Zombie Trap.
Enough of this.
Today I dined once more at the hospital café and Abba Zabba, were there hot women everywhere!! Actually, no there were not. But there was some deepdish burrito and rice and corn. Also some PepsiLime. I recommend this beverage wholeheartedly. Trust me, friend, this is no CVDDP.
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