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Searching thru my clutter for old SNES games, I ran across a couple things I thought long gone. Mainly I found a picture of Marie, Heather, and Other Girl and an old notebook. Flipping thru I found several old memories I had long since forgotten. I know, I know. I am king of obscure memories, but do hear me out.
-Junior year, we are all returning from Ottumwa before/after practice on the old highway. En route, we see a dead dear in someones yard and a Wishbone (jack terrior for you smarties) eating the entrails of it. Horrified with happiness, we whip around to get another look at this sight. The dog turns his head over his widdle puppy shoulders and gives us this look that protrayed, "What?! Its just going to go to waste!" So we go to Pizza Hut. I put money on the table and Novo takes it, saying "I said I would cover you all!" -Well can I have my money back? "Heh. No! You left it on the table!" Bollocks...
-Same year: Kevin, Rommy, Nick, and Branden Scott have pissed tim the fuck off. I believe it was by swearing. And somehow they upset Tammie. Anywho, Tim has a hissy fit, screams FUCK in front of his mom, and I suggest "lets go walkin" or somethin. Anywho, we go thru the mesa that is Meagans yard and tim asks "What the fuck else can happen today?!?" Just then, a man on horseback comes around the corner of the high school. WTF, right? Our attention then goes to Elmo, that fat son of a bitch (he is a jack terrior too, mind you), who also gives us the over the shoulder look but says "Yeah. I have no fucking idea either...."
-The Devil Day. October 27th always brings bad stuff around. Tim stole tammie, mary kay dumped tim, almost got caught by cops underage drinking, the bad BAD Halloween party, Me moving into the attic apartment, wow. That really is a bad bad bad bad day.
-House Days: Rob Fuckhole throws cards into ceiling. Then lights toilet paper and throws roll into ceiling. Then steals money to buy cancer sticks and porno. Then someone eats Andy's roast beef sandwich. We all believe it was Camboo because asians steal. Nope. It was Ryan McRebound. Then Ryan put a gunblade-esque sword knife to my throat, and Denise flopped onto Amish asleep as Andy grabbed nuts left and right. Then everyone fucked on my bed, minus me amish and wes. Then eveyrone made out with Marie. Except me and wes. Amish was flat out. Then Eric Jordan jumped on a fire and andy pulled Blackmans pants down. And lucas ripped a quarter off the floor where we glued it, but we had to hide the booze in every oraphis the house had to conceal it from Roller Bladin' Granny Henderson. Confused yet? I sure am.
-Junior year, we are all returning from Ottumwa before/after practice on the old highway. En route, we see a dead dear in someones yard and a Wishbone (jack terrior for you smarties) eating the entrails of it. Horrified with happiness, we whip around to get another look at this sight. The dog turns his head over his widdle puppy shoulders and gives us this look that protrayed, "What?! Its just going to go to waste!" So we go to Pizza Hut. I put money on the table and Novo takes it, saying "I said I would cover you all!" -Well can I have my money back? "Heh. No! You left it on the table!" Bollocks...
-Same year: Kevin, Rommy, Nick, and Branden Scott have pissed tim the fuck off. I believe it was by swearing. And somehow they upset Tammie. Anywho, Tim has a hissy fit, screams FUCK in front of his mom, and I suggest "lets go walkin" or somethin. Anywho, we go thru the mesa that is Meagans yard and tim asks "What the fuck else can happen today?!?" Just then, a man on horseback comes around the corner of the high school. WTF, right? Our attention then goes to Elmo, that fat son of a bitch (he is a jack terrior too, mind you), who also gives us the over the shoulder look but says "Yeah. I have no fucking idea either...."
-The Devil Day. October 27th always brings bad stuff around. Tim stole tammie, mary kay dumped tim, almost got caught by cops underage drinking, the bad BAD Halloween party, Me moving into the attic apartment, wow. That really is a bad bad bad bad day.
-House Days: Rob Fuckhole throws cards into ceiling. Then lights toilet paper and throws roll into ceiling. Then steals money to buy cancer sticks and porno. Then someone eats Andy's roast beef sandwich. We all believe it was Camboo because asians steal. Nope. It was Ryan McRebound. Then Ryan put a gunblade-esque sword knife to my throat, and Denise flopped onto Amish asleep as Andy grabbed nuts left and right. Then everyone fucked on my bed, minus me amish and wes. Then eveyrone made out with Marie. Except me and wes. Amish was flat out. Then Eric Jordan jumped on a fire and andy pulled Blackmans pants down. And lucas ripped a quarter off the floor where we glued it, but we had to hide the booze in every oraphis the house had to conceal it from Roller Bladin' Granny Henderson. Confused yet? I sure am.
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